Saturday, February 14, 2009

I''ll never love green eyes again

There's an old Bob Hope joke that goes:

It was dark. A small red light was glowing in the distance. It came closer and closer. I saw it was the end of my cigarette.

A variation of this happened the other day.

It was dark. Two tiny green lights were glowing in the distance. They came closer and closer. I saw it was a tiny little frog.

Frogg froggy, what glowing green eyes you have.

All the better to see you with my dear, heh heh. Croak.

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